To promote Deadpool 2—the much-anticipated sequel to the highest-grossing R-rated film of all time—he was game for pretty much anything. Enlist a mariachi band to help him apologize to David Beckham? Appear on a Korean singing competition disguised as a unicorn? And he'll take a few swipes at himself while he's at it. Ryan Reynolds," he told The Late Show host. He's like the poor man's version of Ryan Reynolds and like the rich man's version of my most recent turd.